The Things They Might Be Giants Carried*
The Who Moved My Cheese*
The Old Man and The Sea and Cake*
Charlie Daniels and the Chocolate Factory*
Catch 182*
Horton Hears a Hoobastank*
Of Mice and Men at Work*
Bare Naked Lunch Ladies*
The Agony and the XTC*

No Use For A Logo (John McLennan)
He’s Just Not That Into Q and Not U (Pete Corcoran, our first entry!)
Ramones of the Day (Walt Taylor)
Four Agamemnon Blondes (Rick Alfaro)
SidVicioushartha (Michelle DeCol)
The Necronomiconway Twitty (Mike Everett-Lane)
Courtney Love in the Time of Cholera (Andy Martin)
Jane Eyre’s Addiction (Michelle Caplan)
Abba Karenina (Sharif Ewees)
Bridge over the River Jamiroquai (Michelle DeCol)
Devil in the White Stripes* (Matthew La Fleur)
The Scarlet Pimpernelly Furtado (John Upchurch)
Wallflowers for Algernon (John Upchurch)
Into Thin Lizzy Air (Cheryl Fingerman)
Buffalo Tom’s Cabin (Largehearted Dave)
You Shall Know Our Velocity Girl (Ian Leckie)
The Sun Also RZA (Anne Holub)
The Ramones Quimby, Age 8* (Eric Weeks)
Everything Is Illuminated Nugent (Alex Gordon)
Everything but the Girl Is Illuminated (Meredith Payne)
The Odyssey and Cake (Geoff Manaugh)
Even Cowboy Junkies Get the Blues (Mark Bauer)
Anne of Marvin Gaye-bles/Anne of Al Green Gables (Jackie Gavin-Smyth)

Hair Metal

The Great White Gatsby (Rick Alfaro)
Great White Teeth* (Lars Schou)
Good to Great White (Drew Jacobs)
Rise and Fall of the Third Queensryche (Jim Sheeran)
The Faerie Queensryche (Miles Finley)
White Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (Jamie Stolarski)
All Quiet Riot on the Western Front (Matt Sgro)
Damn Yankees in King Arthur’s Court (Matt Raettig)
Johnny Got His Guns ‘n Roses (Bret Rooks)
Tesla of the d’Ubervilles (David Morrison)
The Faster Pussycatcher in the Rye (Eamon Daly)
Oliver Twisted Sister (Andy Martin)
Whitesnake Noise (Sara Bauer)
Cannery Skid Row (Michelle DeCol)
Pride and PredJudas Priest (Steven Moeckly)
The Devil in the Whitesnake City (Jason Caldiera)
Damn Yankees in King Arthur’s Court (Bill Keaggy)
Bonfire of the Van Halen (Benjamin Shaykin)
Motley Crüsoe (Ryan Miller)

Booking Indie Rock

Neutral Milk Hotel New Hampshire (Mike Everett-Lane)
Paddy Clarke Hot Hot Heat (Tracie Bedell)
Where the Pavement Ends (Chadwick Wood)
At Play in the Magnetic Fields of the Lord (Mark Coatney)
The Cat Power in the Hat (David Morrison)
Days of Iron and Wine and Roses (Brian Braiker)
Iron and Winesburg, Ohio (Dave Kieley)
Winesburg, Songs:ohia (Robin Holland)
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxie 500 (Sandor Weisz)
The Hitchhiker’s Guided by Voices to the Galaxy (Jim Sheeran)
Last Yo La Tengo In Paris (Dave Kieley)
Breakfast of F**king Champs (Kevo Sassouni)
Jonathan Richman Seagull/Sons and the Modern Lovers (Karen Kaminski)
Les Savy Fav Miserables (Brett Rooks)
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea and Cake (John Upchurch)
Uncle Tupelo’s Cabin (Austin Mayor)
Goodnight, SunKilMoon (Linda Montalbano)
Hüsker Dü Moved My Cheese Scott Richardson)

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