Oates + Mustache Makes Cartoon Crime-Fighting Team
John Oates from Hall & Oates is set to star in a cartoon about his crime fighting moustache entitled ‘J-stache’. I can go for that (oh can do).
Just listen to the description of the pilot:
It will portray Oates opening a new wing of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame that focuses on mustachioed musicians.
Suddenly, a dying David Crosby appears and with his last breath warns Oates of a mysterious secret group of mustache wearers bent on killing other mustache wearers. As actor Tom Selleck attempts to escape from the latest murder scene, Oates summons his own mustache with a fist pump that simultaneously changes his clothes from conservative attire to pink pants and white boots.