intercourse with biscuits a modern miscellany

In this paper we propose a new uni􏰀ed theory for the source of Su-
perman’s powers; that is to say, all of Superman’s extraordinary powers
are manifestation of one supernatural ability, rather than a host. It is
our opinion that all of Superman’s recognized powers can be unifed if His
power is the ability to manipulate, from atomic to kilometer length scales,
the inertia of His own and any matter with which He is in contact.

Read the rest of Ben Tippet’s fantastic spoof science paper over here. (warning: that’s a PDF link).