intercourse with biscuits

Reading Festival Overheard #2

Massive Glasweigian: Don’t share the bad news, share the drugs.

Aug 30th

Reading Festival Overheard #1

Teenager 1: So you’ve lost your phone, your keys and your wallet? Teenager 2: …and my chips.

Aug 30th

Bring on the XX

Aug 30th

Alan McGee: King Of Hyperbole

ZANI – Do you feel it was like a JFK moment when the news had been announced?Alan McGee – Of course,...

Aug 29th

Festival Fives: short interviews with...

New Found Glory: 3 things I hate about festivals: Jordan: When the stage is super-far away from the...

Aug 29th

Disagree! “Twitter Sucks” nevver: ✓ Send to...

Aug 28th

Festival facepainted. Attacked by a girl with facepaint. Oh...

Aug 28th

By me @StuffTV The day the downloaded...

Spotify on the iPhone is fantastic news for music fans. But don’t be fooled in to thinking...

Aug 28th

George vs the Macbook Pro

Aug 27th

Ted Kennedy's redemption could never and...

Ted Kennedy was a long-serving and respected senator, a towering figure in the Democratic party, a...

Aug 27th

Everyday I’m Hustlin’ handmade print by Paper...

Aug 27th

Hello Bastards! by…me! Coming soon from www.lulu.com

Aug 26th

David Bowie Hair! This is the product of a deviant mind. A...

Aug 25th

“I am not close enough to the Guardian hierarchy to be able...”
— the frustatingly pseudonymous...

Aug 25th

By me @ Stuff.tv – 5 famous sat nav...

Margaret Thatcher Bound to drive you to insanity with its smug, self-satisfied tones, the...

Aug 25th

George using his iPhone. His paws don’t work well with...

Aug 25th

Deerhunter, Health and Crystal Castles @ Koko. I’m...

Aug 24th

“By that time Polaroid had begun to sell in great quantities...”
— from Paul Giambarba’s...

Aug 24th

They’re circular, they’re cats, they’re...

Aug 24th

They have installed special enlarged seats for obese people...

Aug 24th

Meg White as a rabbit? nevver: Melissa Haslam

Aug 24th

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The XX’s beautiful Basic Space gets an even more beautiful video. Watch for the moment where...

Aug 24th

Felt hipsters by Feltmistress and Johnburgerman (via...

Aug 24th

Just discovered Someone Once Told Me thanks to @markrock,...

Aug 23rd

My facebook network rendered graphically using Nexus....

Aug 23rd

Vivienne Westwood dressed as Maggie Thatcher. Well it makes...

Aug 23rd

“Gordon Brown can talk whatever shit he wants. He is a...”
— from the diary of a frontline...

Aug 23rd

Murdoch had to murder the Londonpaper

Quite a few people I spoke to this week wondered why News International has put the Londonpaper to...

Aug 22nd

This is Martha and George. They are a right pair.

Aug 22nd

“The panoply of weapons used in the punting wars is said to...”
— the tale of Cambridge’s...

Aug 22nd

My office. Home to extreme passive aggression and just plain...

Aug 21st

I’ve become zen about the whole situation. Unless I...

Aug 21st

“Conventional wisdom has suggested that a random gathering of...”
— Remember this Courtney? This...

Aug 21st

“Tiny” Tom Wiggins vs the crisp the size of his...

Aug 21st

Lost! Pink folder. Nice use of colour.

Aug 21st

Good selection of office slang from The...

seagull manager – a manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits all over everything, and...

Aug 21st

Amazing shot on expired Polaroid film by Neil Krug from his...

Aug 21st

By me @ StuffTV – How to: stream your photos...

Aug 20th

Flowchart to explain Total Eclipse Of The Heart by Bonnie...

Aug 19th

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Wil Hodgson and Matt Booker sketches – like Clerks transported to Chippenham.

Aug 19th

When Youtube comments go wrong

Luky1Jay: [4 minutes ago] Gotta, love the cock!
Luky1Jay: [3 minutes ago] CLOCK, I MEAN CLOCK!
Me: yeah, Luky1Jay, whatever you say.

Aug 19th

Neville Chamberlain and 5 other...

Inspired by Neville Chamberlain’s September 1939 diary entry on the declaration of war with...

Aug 19th

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Drive By Nandos (Prince Valium Remix) by the incomparable Ruth Owen (currently NATO TV’s queen...

Aug 18th

As seen on slashdot.org - a thread about...

Post 1: I name computers after girls I've fucked
Reply to post 1: Well yes you can technically name them all localhost. In fact they all have that name by default.
Only geeks will laugh at that : )

Aug 18th

Tiny Tony by the brilliant James Turner. Reminds me of...

Aug 18th

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Hot Like Fire (Aliyah cover) – the XX If anyone tells you that music isn’t exciting right...

Aug 17th

“I don’t like ordering coffee in Italian”...

Aug 17th

I want to start a company that limbos underneath the expectations that come wrapped around a...

Aug 17th

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Animal – Miike Snow The sound Animal Collective would make if they were brave enough to make pop...

Aug 17th

“…I was just not cut out to be an American journalist. In...”
— Lynn Barber, An Education An...

Aug 17th

News just in: Peter Andre – so stupid he had to be taught to...

Aug 16th

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The trailer for the original Italian flick Inglorious Bastards. I fancy watching that too.

Aug 16th

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Eminem’s Mariah diss, The Warning. This is better than his whole album. Keep making Marshall...

Aug 16th

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Dad plays the harmonica for Tess the Dalmatian. Yes, we know how to have a good time.

Aug 16th

“The last time I told a lie was ‘not guilty’”
— Pete Docherty tells The...

Aug 16th

@linseyfryatt this one’s for you – F*ck you, I am cat!...

Aug 16th

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God Only Knows on the Ukulele. Twee but rather fantastic (via Boing Boing)

Aug 15th

Can’t keep saying this every time BUT great photo. ...

Aug 15th

Goodbye Guardian, hello Guardian experience

Aug 15th

We choose to…print newspapers. Me too…watch this space.

Aug 15th

Possibly the most offensive old school men’s mag cover...

Aug 15th

Are you a man? Do you like action? Try 40s skin mag, Action...

Aug 15th

Tess by me (taken with an Olympus PEN EP1)

Aug 15th

This is Bono. He’s a serious artist. He has bad taste...

Aug 15th

Reviewed: U2 at Wembley – live from a...

For a short time, Wembley Stadium is a spaceship, U2’s titanic Claw stage is an alien...

Aug 15th

Fuck You zine by ksen on Etsy. The ideal gift for your...

Aug 13th

Facebook suggests I become a fan of Spontaneous Sex. If I do...

Aug 13th

Hey, intellectual men of America. Go fuck yourselves. Via...

Aug 13th

Sandy & Siouxsie by Shizu Saldamando. Like something...

Aug 13th

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God Only Knows by the Beach Boys totally acapella. Brian Wilson’s genius with harmonies writ...

Aug 13th

By me @ Reuters: Google juice dampens news...

Aug 13th

Bruise

literarypiano: “Your dress is the colour of a bruise in heaven.” What a thing to say, she says,...

Aug 13th

Ronald McDonald Domestic Violence Version?, Schippol...

Aug 13th

Banksy-esque graffiti, Enschende, Netherlands.

Aug 12th

“Most everyone knows that John retreated from Hollywood and...”
— Molly Ringwald on John Hughes...

Aug 12th

Facebook knows when you’re abroad. I’d never...

Aug 12th

The many Monroes.

Aug 12th

Cigarettes Available: neon sign in Enschende.

Aug 12th

Tintin vs The Predator by Periscope Studio (via LinkMachine...

Aug 12th

Someone Save Me From These Fools by Christopher David Ryan....

Aug 12th

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Hannah Barbera anti-drugs PSA. Until the last moment, it almost makes drugs look quite appealing...

Aug 11th

Brilliant business card from the American Psycho influenced...

Aug 11th

Elliot Smith via the medium of Scrabble (via tweexcore)

Aug 11th

A day @ the Polaroid factory.

Aug 11th

The Polaroid factory’s creepy doll.

Aug 11th

Deficit by Michael Kupperman

Aug 11th

For some reason Dutch people love British theme shops.

Aug 11th

Brock Davis’s Ghost On The Machine glow-in-the-dark...

Aug 11th

Joseph Reohm, Illusionist, 2009 – portrait by Michael...

Aug 11th

Want to know who sampled or cover a certain...

Aug 11th

Intercourse With Biscuits kittenified.

Aug 10th

Stuff Magazine kittenified.

Aug 10th

“A Robespierre of the internet, with a rapidly growing army...”
— Blaise Bellville is 24 and...

Aug 10th

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American Artifact: A History Of Rock Posters. This is on my must-see list.

Aug 10th

so long training wheels (poem)

falling for you is like being a toddler on my bike for the first time and the stabilisers...

Aug 9th

I am angry, I am ill and I am ugly as sin (self-portrait).

Aug 9th

Girl Beatnik by Yevgeny Yevtushenko

This girl comes from New York but she does not belong. Along the neon lights, this girl runs away...

Aug 9th

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Arthur Kade proves there is no God. Or that if man is created in his image, God is a total idiot....

Aug 9th

“I’m sexy enough to keep you waiting…”...

Aug 9th

Igby Goes Down – best bit

Igby: Henry is studing neo-fascism.
Henry: Economics.
Igby: Semantics.

Aug 9th

He said: “I’m a total fuckwit.” What he...

Aug 9th

Lesbian Vampire Killers: The Horne & Corden Collection....

Aug 9th

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Diego Stocco creates a tune by sampling sounds from a tree. Double-plus amazing.

Aug 9th

Great photo. laurababb: A life in the day of…

Aug 9th

Old news: newspaper recycling carrier by Jonas Forman (via...

Aug 9th

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“Are you pregnant? Only if I’ve been fucked by Mr Kipling.” If I was going to...

Aug 9th

“Years and years after Microsoft’s antitrust headlines, Apple...”
— The Case Against Apple by...

Aug 9th

Lessons learned at the pick'n'mix...

There is a time in every child’s life when they think Ferrero Roche are the height of luxury...

Aug 8th

I’m sure Steven Meisel thinks he’s a post-modern...

Aug 8th

Thirty words and phrases you need to stop...

Aug 8th

Goop: a lesson in branding for eight year...

Aug 8th

How the war was won. acropolis: The truth revealed.

Aug 8th

I'm going on the London Night Hike for...

Aug 8th

Obama pulling a brilliant face from a post by Brad Trent on...

Aug 8th

Rex Hammock's 10 Things Learned About...

1. Magazines and blogs are made for each other. 2. People in the magazine industry are consistently...

Aug 8th

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It Might Get Loud feauting Jack White, The Edge and Jimmy Page. Three generations of brilliant...

Aug 8th

Geek! by Phunky Venom. Excellent illustration from a third...

Aug 8th

Borders on Oxford Street is closing down and becoming a...

Aug 8th

Oh look, it’s the worst book ever produced.

Aug 8th

Love kills me (poem)

She said: I will make you love me or kill you in the process I said: go for option two I’ll be...

Aug 8th

Sometimes I Pretend To Be Normal But It Gets Boring by...

Aug 8th

3D Etch-A-Sketch (via This And Again)

Aug 8th

Love is not a one liner (poem)

Give me a bit part in your life I want a speaking role However minor

Aug 8th

“He taught us how to come across as a woman who can’t be...”
— Now’s style queen Alison...

Aug 7th

Oh Twitter, you spoilt bots for me. Why can’t they...

Aug 7th

Dog dressed as a polaroid box (via @edwinland)

Aug 7th

The singing shark is a badass. shesbenevolent: via...

Aug 7th

Brain salt and pepper shakers (via Panik Design via Switched...

Aug 7th

The wave form from the cover of Joy Division’s Unknown...

Aug 7th

“I can’t tell you how much I like your comments about...”
— John Hughes in a letter to a...

Aug 7th

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Listzomania by Phoenix meets Pretty In Pink and The Breakfast Club. Cheers John! You were brilliant.

Aug 7th

Mike Love and Brian Wilson as drawn by Dan Meth. That boy is...

Aug 6th

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Little Boots covers Kate Bush’s Running Up That Hill. It’s a little mannered but hell,...

Aug 6th

Thomas The Tank Engine goes Transformers. This is brilliant...

Aug 6th

When NME journalists try and write about...

Ladies and gentlemen, Jamie Hodgson writing about a ‘Northern’ band: In Stockton on...

Aug 5th

The poster that launched The Sun back in the ’70s. Oh...

Aug 5th

Harry Patch (In Memory Of) by Thom Yorke...

I am the only one that got through The others died where ever they fell It was an ambush They came...

Aug 5th

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Paperheart. So this is a film with Michael Cera, tweeness, a girl who doesn’t believe in love....

Aug 4th

I used to play Prince Of Persia every day after school for...

Aug 4th

Want to be a Chinese astronaut? Ask your wife first (via...

Aug 4th

Life Is Fun…if you want it (from the Frank Chimero shop)

Aug 3rd

Boy, I love those Studio Ghibli films. I’d like to...

Aug 3rd

“An old standby is the Overeducated Cabbie Index. The...”
— The Hot Waitress Economic...

Aug 3rd

Edgar Allen Poe: “I fucking hate that raven.” ...

Aug 3rd

Everything that is bad and so very, very wrong about...

Aug 2nd

In the vain of a bonfire (poem)

I understand you burnt my photos Could you send over the ashes? It’s the best I’ve ever looked.

Aug 2nd

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Secret Door - Arctic Monkeys I’ve pre-ordered the record. How the hell am I expected to wait...

Aug 2nd

Ever wondered if it was possible to make Ken Livingstone...

Aug 2nd

from Living With The Black Dog by Matthew and Ainsley...

Aug 1st

David Peace on how he came to write The...

Aug 1st

Modern Toss reimagines The Joshua Tree with…hilarious...

Aug 1st

Sex Pistols meet Anna “Nuclear” Wintour. via...

Aug 1st

“If you like what you see now, wait ‘til you see...

Aug 1st

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Raygun – the most deluded band in the word (via @rhodri) This clip sends bile rocketing up into my...

Aug 1st

The truth about “creative directors” (via the...

Aug 1st

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Mattress dominos. That’s all you need to know (via SwissMiss)

Aug 1st

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Japan + fixed gear bikes + a sountrack by The Strokes = hipster bait. (via Doobybrain)

Aug 1st

“At first , she appears adjective when discussing her role as...”
— Write Your Own Celebrity...

Aug 1st

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Herb + Dorothy: the tale of a New Yorker postal worker and librarian who built up a massive modern...

Jul 31st

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In anticipation of the 13th Floor Club tonight – You’re Gonna Miss Me by The 13th Floor...

Jul 31st

Pulling the wings off the butterfly: the...

<!— @page { margin: 2cm } P { margin-bottom: 0.21cm } —> Gary McKinnon broke...

Jul 31st

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All The Children On Crack - Mapei. Feel Good Hit Of The Summer meets Santagold – never have street...

Jul 31st