intercourse with biscuits

2009

December 125
November 139
October 198
September 100
August 159
July 314
June 406
May 325
April 33
March 19
January 66

2008

June 115
May 106
April 83
March 19
February
January
“It’s the greatest TV show ever made.”
— Ex-Heat editor Mark Frith on...
May 31st
“This confrontation is willed by God, who wants to use this...”
— Bush quoted the Book Of...
May 31st
“There were a lot of groupies. The tour manager would come to...”
— Louise Wener, novelist (and...
May 31st

Another instalment of do we agree with...

Alan McGee - former Creation Records boss, owner of the Guinness World Record for largest ego and...
May 30th
No data - you might think this is just an error message but...
May 30th
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Jason Kottke of Kottke.org on curating the web (via Huff Duffer) Some handy hints for all us...
May 30th

John Cleese's Nigerian Lottery

…the oh-so-hilarious name for the Monty Python member and Fawlty Towers’ creator’s...
May 30th
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tweexcore: Jenny Owen Youngs-Fuck Was I “Love grows inside me like a tumor.” Jenny...
May 30th
Almost completely original (via Tumblr Stats)
May 30th
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Tony Wilson interviews The Smiths (1985) Tony Wilson: I bet you can’t tell me where the...
May 30th
“I’m just going to be immodestly candid: I was a remarkably...”
— Elizabeth Wurtzel (she of...
May 30th
Liveblog: Britain's Got Talent aka Susan...
May 30th
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Joan Jett and an 18-year-old Paul Weller on The Tommorrow Show (via @alanjmcgee). A cadaverous Kim...
May 30th
Alan McGee's Creation Records Trailer
May 30th
“I’ve discovered something amazing…I can finish...”
— Woman on the new...
May 30th

Things I Used To Have #321: Cheekbones

May 30th
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Garfunkel & Oates’s Worst Song Medley. (via G&O) “Strike up the band and then...
May 30th
“The two new dwarves in the Labour Party panto: Legitimate -...”
— David Mitchell, Have I Got...
May 30th
The Incomparable Littlejohn? I can make a few comparisions -...
May 29th
iamdanw: An entire CV created with Daytum I now really...
May 29th
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“Four honourable men…and Johnny.”
May 29th
“You don’t make up for your sins in church. You do it...”
— Mean Streets (1973)
May 29th
Star Trek vs Christianity. Let’s see: does the Pope...
May 29th

Twitter will eat itself

I remember when Facebook first arrived in my life. It was during my finals and Cambridge was one of...
May 29th
(via whatthevandalstook) Gosh, it’s Kate Bush. Swoon.
May 29th
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Breakfast At Sulimay’s Episode 15 Senior citizens review modern indie and hip-hop records....
May 29th
“I don’t understand why susan boyle is being called a...”
— Peaches Geldof (via Twitter) ...
May 29th
Cognitive dissonance and the iTunes App...
May 29th
Doctor Who’s next assistant is Karen Gillan....
May 29th
How To Get An Ex-Girlfriend Back. Gmail doles out dubious...
May 29th
“When it’s written down, it always looks worse than it...”
— Kasabian’s Serge...
May 29th

The Loneliness Of The Bookshop Dweller

Dostoevsky is my friend, at least he never answers back. Jane Austen gave me Mr. Darcy and for that...
May 29th
I was drunk enough to say I love you and sober enough to know it was a mistake.
May 28th
Listen Listen
Dark Was The Night: The Concert in aid of AIDS research featuring David Byrne, Dirty Projectors, Bon...
May 28th
Listen Listen
Most People Are DJs - The Hold Steady “Baby take off your beret/everyone’s a...
May 28th
(via lilianag) This city is awesome but does not conform...
May 28th
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Oddest Youtube discovery in a long time - Separation Sunday: The Movie. A bunch of kids made a...
May 28th

i want to start a band

whatthevandalstook: but i’m scared of telling people, because they might not be interested. or...
May 28th
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nikkimorrison: Whole Wide World - Wreckless Eric This song is pretty much the most realistic...
May 28th
“I met William Butler Yates/Sunday night dance party summer...”
— Chicago Seemed Tired Last...
May 28th

Introduction

show-me-the-lights: I’m seventeen and I live in a small northern town in England. People...
May 28th
from Cardsofchange, where recently redundant folks graffiti...
May 28th
travors: The tauntaun’s belly zips up, to keep poor Luke...
May 28th
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Now I blogged the official video for this song the other day but I fear that some of the class were...
May 28th

Labours rats decide the ship is sinking....

As they gear up for an inevitable battering in the European and local elections, Labours ranks are...
May 28th
“All poems are love poems. What poetry does is add something...”
— Carol Ann Duffy talking to The...
May 28th
The first handwritten letter I’ve received from...
May 28th
ChunLi Modern Woman by Kevin Dart from the Jab Strong Fierce...
May 28th
Interesting that Meghan Asha - one of Tumblr’s most...
May 28th
“Everybody Who Doesn’t Want To Sleep With Tracey...
May 28th
deplorableword: Can’t decide who should make the Tea? Looks...
May 28th

Hey morning me, this is night-time...

…once again, I’ve stayed up too late. Hope you don’t mind.
May 27th
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Skeletons - Tiny Masters Of Today The title track from the band’s second album (out on June...
May 27th
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Salford Lad: The Story Of Morrissey Part 1 [2007] Another find from my digging quest through old...
May 27th
via thedarlinglife
May 27th
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Orson Welles with Fozzie bear, Kermit the frog and Sam from his unaired 1978-79 TV pilots. (via...
May 27th

Planning a piece on comment sections and...

Do you think website comment sections ever manage to avoid degenerating into a silly bunfight? Can...
May 27th
My typo leads to unnecessary "hot and...
May 27th

Not cool: The Telegraph's Ebook error

It seems almost churlish to criticise The Telegraph during its ongoing assault on MPs, snouts and...
May 27th
From Max Hamilton’s photo series on female...
May 27th
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Theme To Guston City Nights (demo). Music: Dan Terrins. Words: Mic Wright. This is the theme tune...
May 27th
How I Became The Bomb gig poster. There are some great bits...
May 27th
gooneruk: Augusto Pinochet Via...
May 27th
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Shock news, Nick Cage may have made a new film that isn’t terrible. The trailer for Werner...
May 27th
Here’s some incredibly subliminal advertising (via...
May 27th
The Telegraph’s well thought out solution to youth...
May 27th
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megpickard: Cassetteboy vs The Bloody Apprentice (via cassetteboy) Cassetteboy, you bloody...
May 27th

If love is the answer...

…the question must be: what are you unlucky in?
May 27th
Find free alternatives to expensive apps
May 27th
“Take care of yourself. If you are sick, visit a doctor. If...”
— from 25 And Over (a post at...
May 27th
Vocational Guidance by John Haddock
May 27th
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The house where Cameron kicks the hell out of the Ferrari in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is up...
May 26th
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There are cogs within cogs in this clip where Glenn Beck manages to be racist while accusing Sonia...
May 26th
Blogelstein may well be my new favourite...
May 26th
(via elvisdepressley) Alright Elvis Depressley, you got me....
May 26th
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For light relief, the full 10-minute version of Henry Rollins ripping an idiotic interviewer to...
May 26th
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Wait For Me “In 1985, a young man from a well-to-do family took a bicycle trip across...
May 26th
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www.micwright.co.uk, the site with a portfolio of some of my published writing went live today. It...
May 26th
“So here’s all you have to do: Sneak into a newspaper...”
— excerpt from So You Want To...
May 26th
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Don’t Hang Up presented by Alan Dein. Been rifling through my collection of old Radio 4...
May 26th

Little Boots and La Roux do speak for...

Over at The Guardian today, there’s a piece headlined “Little Boots and La Roux...
May 26th
Yeasayer + MGMT poster by Delicious Design League
May 26th
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This Dead Pirates’ video is like a cross between the visual styles of Belleville Rendezvous...
May 26th

The "You Might Have Missed It"...

Here’s a round-up of comment pieces and longer posts from the past week. Just in case...
May 25th
In anticipation of tomorrow's instalment of...
May 25th
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Susan Boyle: lightning can’t strike twice. Singing Memory from Cats, Susan Boyle made her...
May 25th
voffvoff: PostSecret The silent pain of the telepath.
May 25th
Charles Atlas ad (1968) via Mr Dan Kelly. Sand kicked in...
May 25th
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The annual Gloucester cheese rolling contest: several hundred maniacs dive headfirst down a hill in...
May 25th
Teachers teach that knowledge waits...
May 25th
stereoplaysjunk: Guess who. The eyebrows are the...
May 25th
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Hooray for Peaches Gandalf. “…your voice is really annoying and you dress like a...
May 25th
Towel Day via Ally Bawx’s Flickr. “…a...
May 25th
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Inside The New Yorker - Naomi Gryn (2006) I’ve not listened to this for a while but it is a...
May 25th

I'm making a list of words and phrases...

For starters: plaintive (particularly “plaintive strings”) iconic sophmore album...
May 25th
from Network 7 (Channel 4, 1987). The ’80s when yoof...
May 25th
Listen Listen
Love Lockdown (Brokenbottleboy Subliminal Messages Remix) - Kanye West. Kanye remade as an...
May 25th
from Kenneth Goldsmith’s collection of street posters...
May 25th
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A 1943 production of The Maltese Falcon starring Edward G Robinson and produced by Cecile B DeMille...
May 25th
sarazucker: that is so weird, i have almost that exact...
May 24th
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Making Whuffie: Andrew Warner from mixergy interviews Tara Hunt about gaining social capital....
May 24th
The Terminator And Philosophy: I’ll Be Back, Therefore...
May 24th
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Desperados Under The Eaves - Warren Zevon “If California slides into the ocean/like the...
May 24th
Moving House: the woman who dismantled, moved and rebuilt...
May 24th
“The very premise of the film is faulty. We are introduced...”
— Why Bill And Ted’s...
May 24th
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anotherdayonearth: saturday, may 23rd - “curmudgeon blueze” do you think, in forty or fifty...
May 24th
pereguinn: suzywirevia shotgunbaby) Oh bugger, that was...
May 24th

Brokenbottleboy's tech clinic episode...

stereoplaysjunk: OK. I don’t think it’s a problem with the speakers then. It’s...
May 24th

Brokenbottleboy's tech clinic episode...

stereoplaysjunk: They’re eroline… It says COMPATIBLE WITH IPOD...
May 24th
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Use Somebody - (Bat for Lashes Kings of Leon Cover) Beautiful. jaycruz Perfect night music.
May 24th
What I'm Learning with Tumblarity - Issue #3
May 24th
coranoir: conorh: icanread: (via...
May 24th
The prosecution rests.
May 24th

Tumblr has too many Fuckyeah sites...

…could someone start Fuckyeahoriginalcontent sometime soon?
May 24th
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Wagner’s Ring Cycle in 45 Seconds If only I had seen this rather than having to see all 10...
May 24th

Expensing porn was bad but Jacqui Smith...

…doesn’t she realise he’ll just use that to look up grot too? The Telegraph...
May 24th
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Conservative Party Chairman Eric Pickles’ videos are like Watch With Mother for kids...
May 24th

@krishgm (Channel 4 News) and Louise...

Brokenbottleboy: Some messages slightly reordered to preserve thread of conversation.
KGM: [Channel 4 News Presenter]: So wants to be a Tory MP? [in response to Cameron opening the Tory candidate list]
LB: [Conservative Parliamentary Candidate for Corby]: Many more people than want to be a Labour MP. Even though whatever their expense claims they never get sacked.
KGM: There are awful inconsistencies on all sides. what's the difference between gove and viggers? Or Hoon and Blears? ...or Kirkbride and Mackay for that matter....I still don't get why she's been treated differently by David Cameron....do you? Are you really suggesting she was right to have both her homes paid by the taxpayer?
LB: Sure! She has a legit 2nd home in her constituency, lives in London. What frivolous claims does [Michael] Gove have?
KGM: Michael was ordered to repay the furniture bill, so it was judged by [David Cameron] as wrong. Why is that any different to Viggers?
LB: Meanwhile... Labour MPs have actually claimed for phantom mortgages and still have the whip. Cam's acting & he's the only one.[Michael Gove was] ordered to repay furniture, which may have been claimed in good faith, and claiming for frivolity like duck house is different.
KGM: No I agree with you on Labour action appearing slow to many people...alhto they argue there's a process to go thru . Not sure many outside see it that way. I'd be very careful about trying to claim high ground. All sides look pretty bad.
LB: high ground vs any ground. Brown has done precisely zero to any MP. I oppose Phil Hope and was careful to be measured on ConHome. [Bagshawe attached her opponent Labour's Phil Hope over his expenses claims in a blog the Conservative Home website.] And actually... Recent polls measured opinion Cam's response vs GB, see PB.com. DC was miles ahead on response to scandal.
KGM: Both leaders have disciplined some (morley, malik, etc) and let off those close (gove, blears). I'm surprised you seem more proud of the DC response than ashamed of what they were up to to prompt it. And you'll probably beat phil hope anyway on the national swing regardless. So I wouldn't go on about it.
LB: Disciplined how? Forced retirement on pain of whip removal vs. Nebulous, consequence-free "suspension".
KGM: No the suspension is effectively the same as taking whip. and both are very weak. all are allowed to stay til next election.
LB: And dude, it is risible to suggest Mackay wasn't close to leadership, but you know that! [Andrew Mackay was David Cameron's parliamentary aide].
KGM: Yeah but it took a long time for Mackay to finally be sacked...and took til now for DC to say how serious the case is.
LB: He said it was serious when Mackay became first high profile resignation. Meanwhile [Jacqui] Smith remains [Home Secretary]
KGM: How do you think J Smith compares to Mackay? Very different allegations.
LB: Smith claimed a room in her sister's place was her main home! I have a lot of time for her personally, but her claim is the more egregious.
KGM: [Individuals like Mackay] could be told to resign straight away but haven't been.
LB: It needed investigation. Unlike Labour's, the result has been swift and decisive. No Labour MP yet forced to retire...even [Margaret] Moran [who used Parliamentary expenses to pay for dry rot in a second home located in Southampton - she is MP for Luton South].
KGM: There's nothing to investigate - he admitted it all on day one. What about [David] chaytor? [Labour MP suspended from the party for claiming expenses on a mortgage he'd already paid off]. Morley and Gibson likely to follow.
LB: Yes but his defence was fees office specifically oked it after he sought advice. [David Cameron's committee] had to rule.
KGM: I'm not sure you get how much politics need s to change now. The game of oneupmanship on expenses is just irritating.
LB: As [Prospective Parliamentary Candidate], I get voter anger first hand to my face. All parties guilty but voters looking to see what response is. [David Cameron] at least acting. Forgive me, but you excused Damian McBride [spin doctor for Gordon Brown forced to resign in the wake of the Smeargate emails] too at the time. Given all are guilty, difference in discipline levels means a lot.
KGM: Maybe we should come and follow you around on the doorsteps sometime. That's an outrageous suggestion. I never excused anything of the sort. I questioned some of your wider accusations - and @Tom_Watson successfully took legal action as I recall. [Tom Watson took legal action against two newspapers who linked him to Damien McBride and Derek Draper's smear campaign emails].
LB: No, you also minimized what mcBride did, arguing he was spad not civ svt etc. Off to give chicken pox ridden kids their tea... Look fwd to your report on c4 tonight, will watch!
KGM: Speak soon.What we said is still on twitter so go back and read it...but you really should be careful about accusations like that.
LB: Yes DM me I am sucking oxygen from all yr followers at this point - will dm you my mobile - later.
May 24th
“Everybody gets so much information all day long that they...”
— Gertrude Stein (via...
May 24th
“Amazingly vigorous quartet of young men: their show...”
— TS Elliot on Beyond The Fringe
May 24th
Bob Marley's British family found?
May 24th
Wordie's list of annoying Tabloid words is...
May 24th
May 23rd

Ideas like "Twitter tees by Threadless"...

..they just further encourage a smart-arsed popularity contest rather than interesting thoughts and...
May 23rd
Lazy Dork by Jennifer Daniels. See more rather brill...
May 23rd
bingoparaphernalia: http://www.flickr.com/photos/prawnwarp/4...
May 23rd
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Following on from the giant M, I was trying to find the NME cover with Shaun Ryder draped round a...
May 23rd
Custom letter pillow made by Laura’s Left Hook at...
May 23rd
Wintour vs the alien. Birds of a feather.
May 23rd
“If the government really wanted to solve the obesity problem...”
— Yeah, you go large, girl! by...
May 23rd
Andy Warhol at CBGB’s to watch Television. Photo by:...
May 23rd
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Why Esther Rantzen would be wrong to run The scandal surrounding MP’s expenses has fired up...
May 23rd
Netlingo's list of txt terms to frighten...
May 23rd
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“Now is probably the best time in history. If you want to start a band, now is the...
May 23rd
Excellent day? It’s the Full McCartney.
May 23rd
Average day? That’s a half-McCartney.
May 23rd
Hannah's not impressed with my hamburger lust
May 23rd
The Hamburger Fatty Melt (via @ibogost). This makes me...
May 23rd
from Last Exit To Nowhere
May 23rd
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The Wearable Towel Infomercial: a five point review of fuckwittery. 1. The model at the very...
May 22nd
Nuts, Zoo and Jackass are to blame for this....
May 22nd
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I’m Sorry I’m Late, a short film by Tomas Mankovsky cleverly makes use of wooden floor...
May 22nd

I'll get right on it.

“Dear Friend, I am Mr. Shu F Yang and I work with the Bank Sino Pac Taipei Taiwan , I have a...
May 22nd
Help! The Pope has snuck into my iPhone. An armour plated...
May 22nd
May 22nd
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“Ain’t lost yet/so I gotta be a winner/bacon and cigarettes are lousy dinner.”* ...
May 22nd
“My life on Planet Piers would involve a lot of...”
— My style editor ex gets the...
May 22nd
(via Etsy)
May 22nd
Super Moustache Keyring (from Majestyinc’s Etsy Store)...
May 22nd
The neat little sign-up page at Huffduffer.com More...
May 22nd
Grizzly Bear play for The Black Cab Sessions
May 22nd
A word cloud based on my Twitter followers biogs. Generated...
May 22nd
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Last Day Dream. One man’s life relived in 44 seconds. A film by Chris Milk (via...
May 22nd
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Oh Phoney (unreleased) - Morrissey. “Who can make Hitler seem like a bus conductor?/you...
May 22nd
Happy 50th Birthday Morrissey
May 22nd
“Jesus is just a Spanish boy’s name/how come one man...”
— Head Rolls Off - Frightened...
May 22nd
Just The Sort Of Place The BNP Loves (from...
May 21st
Cake mining from Vincent Bousserez’s Flickr set...
May 21st
Listen Listen
The Wren - Ivor Cutler (John Peel Session, 3 March 1983)
May 21st
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Just realised that Mark Collett, the former leader of the BNP’s youth Wing (think the Hitler...
May 21st
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misanthropolis: Iron & Wine - New Order’s Love Vigilantes (via mwillie70) This is brilliant....
May 21st

Super short story: Love in the time of...

There’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you. I am still in love with you. This is...
May 21st
Alan Moore + Mike Patton = win
May 21st
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misanthropolis: Tortoise - Prepare Your Coffin (via thrilljockeyrecords) New Tortoise album’s...
May 21st
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Dick Is A Killer - RX. “Last month a girl in Lincoln, Rhode Island sent me a letter. It...
May 21st
“After the most lethal and devastating terrorist attack ever,...”
— Dick “Dick” Cheney...
May 21st
The Smiths And Beyond by Kevin Cummins. It’s an old...
May 21st
Jonathanfromspotifyruinedyourplaylist
May 21st
“So, perhaps the Wired era is over, departing like a...”
— Andrew Orlowski of The...
May 21st

Google Voice Search Confusion

Me: Chatteris
Google: Chocolate mousse?
Me: Chatteris
Google: Catterick?
May 21st
Phtographer Michael Hughes substitutes cheap replicas for...
May 21st
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How I Wrote ‘Elastic Man’ - The Fall “The Observer Magazine just about sums him...
May 21st
stereoplaysjunk: (via rachell) I disagree.
May 20th
Ginou Choueiri makes paints portraits on potatoes because...
May 20th
Radio Four announcer Diana Speed on reading...
May 20th
somethingchanged: (via stealourideas)
May 20th
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MTV 2 Vertebrae Ad (Placebo Version) We got satellite TV when I was about 11. At first I was...
May 20th
Bunni via Lost Garden
May 20th
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Story Time with Mika Miko I’ve always imagined Mika Miko’s joyous punk clatter as the...
May 20th
Blip.fm has added embeded Youtube videos.
May 20th
German advertising agency Grabarz Und Partners’s...
May 20th
“Wormholes are to black holes as elevators are to deep wells...”
— Discover Magazine’s...
May 20th
Tiara.org's fascinating discussion of...
May 20th

Colin Meloy: Agony Uncle

During my stint as Front Section Editor at Q Magazine, I asked Colin Meloy of The Decemberists to...
May 20th
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Run To You (Bryan Adams cover) - The Hold Steady and Malcolm Middleton, in session for BBC Radio...
May 20th
Julian Cope at the Granda TV studios, Manchester, June 1982....
May 20th
bingoparaphernalia: I cannot motivate myself this...
May 20th
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Philip K Dick’s first published short story - Beyond Lies The Wub. It’s about an giant...
May 19th

My Tumblarity went down arbitrarily by 8...

…this is bloody ridiculous. In the time it took me to post something new, this bizarre metric...
May 19th
sarazucker: Embarrassingly, though her attempts at writing...
May 19th

For the love of God

bingoparaphernalia: englishpolice: So many of you Tumblrs are so terrible with your language I...
May 19th

Blonde Transition: Paris Hilton So Wants...

“With certain young women, you same the name Paris and they think Hilton, they don’t...
May 19th
The Starving Children Law exists. Good.
May 19th
therealkatiewest: I am very good at staring. It’s just...
May 19th
“Robert Frank, Swiss, unobtrusive, nice, with that little...”
— from Jack Kerouac’s...
May 19th
“I’m more than happy to stream my music, as it’s not worth...”
— A comment on my old boss Tom...
May 19th

"What about the starving kids in...

Godwin’s Law posits that the longer an online discussion gets, the higher the chances of...
May 19th
(via stereoplaysjunk) “They broke in and now they...
May 19th
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Today’s proof that the Internet compels me to engage in dangerously time wasting behaviour:...
May 19th
Best Wishes Moustache by Julia Swaney. If only I could...
May 19th
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Your Time Is Gonna Come (Led Zeppelin cover) - The Hold Steady with Malcolm Middleton. From last...
May 19th
inothernews: BOOP SHOOPS Lisa Toney, dressed like Betty...
May 18th
Listen Listen
elvisdepressley: Eleanor Rigby, by The Beatles Come on Elvis Depressley, that’s just...
May 18th
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For What Is Chatteris? (Peel Session) - Half Man Half Biscuit And while we’re on the subject...
May 18th
My first selection of articles recommended by Freekly....
May 18th
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My favourite scene from La Haine featuring DJ Cut Killer. Using a toy plane to get the aerial shots...
May 18th
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A 1947 dramatisation of The Diamond as Big as the Ritz by F.Scott Fitzgerald (via Hufferduffer)
May 18th
“The standard of dress is high, for both men and...
May 18th

The blog above me in the directory has...

I must leapfrog it or forever feel lesser somehow.
May 18th
Bag Girl Brown Stripe by Kate Pugsley. This makes me...
May 18th
May 18th
“‘Empathy is more difficult when it’s a...”
— Currently reading a 1961...
May 18th
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Emily Haines (Metric, Emily Haines & Soft Skeleton, Broken Social Scene) on writing in Buenos...
May 18th
Shark Eating Girl Part 2 by Christina Vantzou.
May 18th
Optomist Conspectus - a compendium of...
May 17th

Idle thought: does Twitter ever break...

jaycruz: brokenbottleboy: Or is it just a false intimacy that allows high profile people to...
May 17th
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Simpsons Theme Tune (Acapella) performed by Canvas (via SwissMiss) They do have too much time on...
May 17th
Portrait of the young wannabe artist as a dinosaur. Is it...
May 17th
Gonzo journalism, egoblogging. It's all the...
May 17th

Idle thought: does Twitter ever break...

Or is it just a false intimacy that allows high profile people to publicise themselves to an...
May 17th
The badge in question. Available here
May 17th

Nerd merit badges. Want.

megpickard: Nerd Merit Badges1.5”, fully embroidered, Velcro backed merit badges for nerds....
May 17th
“This is where I say, ‘What’s all this...”
— Tweeting Raymond Chandler....
May 17th
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And a wee bit more Ivor Cutler-age. Here he is introducing The Smiths playing The Boy With A Thorn...
May 17th
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“I’m happy, I’m happy, I’m happy, I’m happy, I’m happy,...
May 17th
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The Alchemists Of Sound: BBC Radiophonic Workshop (2003) Part 1  Watching this great...
May 17th
How To Impress A Hipster
May 17th

Summer party playlist to go with an...

Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran A Minha Menina - Os Mutantes Rock Lobster - The B-52’s...
May 17th
“They weren’t political in the right way.”
— Jacqui Smith on The Jam via...
May 17th
Where I see joy, Stereoplaysjunk sees suicide
May 16th
My Soul Is In The Sky from Little Miss Patricia on Flickr....
May 16th

continuing research into time travel

I have kept an imaginary future with me for years clutching it to me like a teddy bear that...
May 16th
“We imagine God as just a mental illness/looming towards the...”
— The Hope That House Built,...
May 16th
Portrait from Kaline Magazine #1
May 16th
John Peel’s first BBC contract via BBC Archives.
May 16th
(via stereoplaysjunk)
May 16th
Warch Watch
Mitch Hedberg: 5 Minute Special “I’m staying at a hotel right now. There’s no...
May 16th
Listen Listen
Shut Tha Fuck Up - The Coathangers. Cleansing my brain after Eurovision with dumb (slightly vintage)...
May 16th
And while we’re on the subject of LEGO, here’s a...
May 16th
The Roseanne set remade in miniature from, amongst other...
May 16th
Glitter gimps, crap raps, bad tans and...
May 16th
The Names: a compendium of 20,000 email spammer aliases...
May 16th
Coranoir on Malcolm Middleton's "girl band"...
May 16th
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One more piece of gratuitous Future Of The Left content: the video for The Hope That House Built,...
May 15th
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Night falls in Pixel City. Shamus Young created a programme to procedurally generate a night time...
May 15th

Bacon: stop talking about it and just...

May 15th
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Issues - The Saturdays Here’s the original to compare with Malcolm Middleton’s...
May 15th
While we're talking about music: go and...
May 15th
Listen Listen
Arming Eritrea- Future Of The Left “Be careful, or we’ll get the world we all...
May 15th
“Jim…manages to defy the continuity team and switch...”
— Anthony Lane on Star Trek in...
May 15th
The British Library has overlaid several of its archival...
May 14th
“Do I mean by all this that England is a genuine democracy?...”
— George Orwell, The Lion And...
May 14th
Who’d have thought Google would turn up on Tijuana...
May 14th

Meals on wheels, mobility scooters and...

There’s one political party that could do very well out of the general sense of...
May 14th
A sick game to play: my piece in today's...
May 14th
“Lily Allen – Not Fair I think Lily Allen should be careful...”
— Jarvis Cocker plays guest...
May 13th
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Given this week’s idiotic controversy over Stephen Fry’s remarks about MP’s...
May 13th
Diabetting...
May 13th
Hipsters Ruin Everything $17.50 + $5 for International...
May 13th
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Can cranking out Mother Sky for German TV channel WDR (Westdeutscher Rundfunk - the channel that...
May 13th

Putting an ultimate summer party...

May 13th
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“There’s only one way to out groupie Linda Eastman at this point and that’s to get...
May 13th
“It’s drowning. It gives you the complete sensation...”
— Former Governor (and...
May 13th
Yes, I’m juvenile.
May 13th
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via megpickard: Meg Pickard - whose full fat blog is at Meish.org - made this brilliant animation...
May 12th

I used to...

…write stories every day. Then one day, about six months ago, they stopped. It’s as if...
May 12th
“It is an important and popular fact that things are not...”
— Douglas Adams, The...
May 12th
“I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I...”
— Kanye West (via jaycruz) ...
May 12th
Excerpt from a 1920s French guide to drawing stylised...
May 12th
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(How To) Keep Your Husband Happy - The Cosmopolitans. Classic 1980s party punk song that skewers the...
May 12th
Little Boots meets Annie Lennox at Later…With Jools...
May 12th

From policy wonk to just wonky: the...

In The Loop, Armando Iannucci’s caustic political satire, could not have been released at a...
May 12th
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Today in Glenn Beck madness: Glenn and cuddly NRA nutjob Wayne LaPierre stoke up the fear among...
May 12th
Bradford estate from a Don McCullin photo set at The...
May 12th
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Little Boots - New In Town NME compared this video to Michael Jackson’s Thriller video but...
May 12th
“When it comes to places like China and Afghanistan,...”
— Simon Cowell on Oprah...
May 12th
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Dirty Projectors w/ Bjork 05.08.09  The beauty of this clip is amplified by the fact that...
May 11th
Warburtons provide serving suggestions for the exceptionally...
May 11th
Phil Collins’s No Jacket Required re-imagined as a...
May 11th
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How To Be - Coltrane Motion (from the album Songs About Music) “Phil Spector stepping on a...
May 11th
I want to create a magazine using print on...
May 11th
“As for Geordie Greig, well, Etonians have a history of...”
— Veronica Wadley delivers a...
May 11th
Dispatches from the Department Of Disturbing Product...
May 11th
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“A number of people have been arrested for annoying the nation…in a plot called Operation Less...
May 11th
1984: The Masterpiece That Killed George...
May 10th
Fuck fashion and its constant desire to co-opt everything....
May 10th

#Timesfail: How The Sunday Times missed...

Today’s edition of The Sunday Times magazine features a fairly lengthy discussion of Twitter....
May 10th
Gosh We Can
May 10th
Courtney Love wants to punch Ryan Adams.
May 9th
Fearmonger - new iPhone app combines crime and accident data...
May 9th
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jaycruz: My Little Corner of the World - Yo La Tengo And if you care to stay in my little...
May 9th
“‘Multitasking is a myth,’ Ms. Gallagher said....”
— Winifred Gallagher (author of...
May 9th
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Quimby The Mouse by Chris Ware for This American Life. It was interesting to see that Ware had...
May 9th

uninvited

there is only one photograph of you and I together barely enough evidence to prove I ever even...
May 8th
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I Helped Patrick McGoohan Escape - The Times (featuring Dan Treacy, of the Television...
May 8th
Julia Allison once again hawking Blueprint...
May 8th
Number 6: Where am I?
Number 2: In the Village.
Number 6: What do you want?
Number 2: Information.
Number 6: Whose side are you on?
Number 2: That would be telling. We want information… information… information.
Number 6: You won't get it.
Number 2: By hook or by crook, we will.
May 8th
This photo is amazing. I’m adding Portmeirion to my...
May 8th
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Glenn Beck goes gun-ho with Chuck Norris. “We’ve talked about the spending, we’ve had...
May 8th
“I don’t follow any musicians on Twitter: I prefer my access...”
— Tom Ewing on Twitter @...
May 8th