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Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia aka brain freeze.

Sep 30th

The Katy Perry doll aka Chucky’s hot but evil...

Sep 30th

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Sheila (Demo) - Jamie T From the Betjeman quote to the basic beats and repetitive keyboard...

Sep 28th

“I love you, oh my darling, And what I can’t make out...”
— The Cockney Amorist: John...

Sep 28th

When he was young, ok, younger, Simon thought the world had once been in black and white, that at...

Sep 28th

RIP Paul.

Sep 27th

Ironic Sans's solution to iPhone...

Sep 26th

Nike Air Max Burger via Vice Tasty trainers.

Sep 26th

London at night via Boston.com

Sep 26th

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NO HEROICS A new ITV comedy about Superheros which actually looks…good. Dear God! ‘What did...

Sep 26th

Casiokids @ the Barfly. Angelic keyboard pop from...

Sep 25th

Eerie Indiana bag. Sighted on hipster kid in the Oxford St...

Sep 25th

“I just took great pleasure in venturing into the school...”
— I love my friend Lloyd.

Sep 25th

“Seasick Steve’s pretending to be a tramp…it’s...”
— the Q office quote of the day.

Sep 25th

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The NFL turn to Morrissey to shill American Football…because a song about nuclear war is just the...

Sep 25th

“This one my friend is dedicated to you my...”
— Katy Perry puts down a heckler...

Sep 24th

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Petit Mal - Crisis In The Credit System Mmm…topical art-punk. Just what I fancied for tea. ...

Sep 24th

Nuts Editor Editor-At-Large gets Wire quote tattoed on his...

Sep 24th

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katyperryblog: So a few weeks ago when I was in Las Vegas looking like a bad trip down the rabbit...

Sep 23rd

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Tony Wilson interviews The Smiths Check out the look in Mike Joyce’s eyes when he’s...

Sep 23rd

Adam Boulton's book on Tony Blair serialised...

Sep 22nd

“Everything goes Well, anything goes all of the time...”
— Unsatisfied: The Replacements

Sep 22nd

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McCain on WWE. ‘I want a smaller government and bigger individuals.’ ‘Can you...

Sep 18th

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Barack Obama on WWE’s Monday Night RAW ‘Can you smell what Barack is cooking?’

Sep 18th

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Good Dick A comedy about a video store clerk falling in love with a porn renting customer. I...

Sep 18th

“My hands were clammy and cunning She’s been suitably...”
— Elvis Costello - Beyond Belief

Sep 17th

Oh fuck it

Tired and irrationally sad today. Terrible records on the office stereo, terrible fucking thoughts...

Sep 17th

Black beachballs released from the ceiling for...

Sep 15th

Metallica @ the O2. They’re playing in the round. Holy...

Sep 15th

nevver: The Conventions / Steve Simon O’Reilly...

Sep 15th

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Oasis launched The Shock Of The Lightning in New York with buskers playing the song across the city....

Sep 14th

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Bartlett takes on a talkshow host that misquotes the Bible. “In this building when the...

Sep 14th

Hungover and trying to look rock’n’roll…...

Sep 13th

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Ministry - NWO Shaking off my dull head with industrial brutality.

Sep 12th

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Shirley Manson on the Sara Connor Chronicles She’s only happy in the drains ;)

Sep 11th

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El-P - Deep Space 9mm From his first album Fantastic Damage A great video that ends with...

Sep 11th

Note to PR people…

…just because you recall an email, doesn’t mean it’s deleted from my inbox.

Sep 11th

Oh.

Sep 10th

Drunk on cheap wine bought from the corner shop with the strange selection of meats and the man...

Sep 10th

Overheard:

The BBC’s Rory Cethlen-Jones declaring that Jobs’ iPod announcement had ‘no...

Sep 9th

“I’m used to 20-something girls right here but...”
— Jack Johnson, not impressed by...

Sep 9th

Jobs lays the smackdown on Microsoft

…and at number 4 it’s Microsoft with 2.4% market share.

Sep 9th

Steve Jobs' first keynote slide

‘Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated’.

Sep 9th

Apple keynote soundtrack so far: Black...

Sep 9th

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Little Wayne at the VMAs with Leona Lewis on backing vocals. He owned it.

Sep 9th

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The Beatles final TV performance.

Sep 9th

“A guide to men If you want closure in your relationship,...”
—  probably the greatest title...

Sep 8th

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Russell Brand as Aldous Snow in the Letter ‘U’.

Sep 8th

If only I had ￡1,190 to blow on a coat.

Sep 8th

“If it puts little plastic guitars into kids’ hands and...”
— Noel Gallagher on Guitar Hero

Sep 8th

frangry: via goldenfiddle I want to screw Lindsay Lohan....

Sep 7th

Why I now REALLY love Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman: I googled you.
Mic Wright: What came up?
Sarah Silverman: You have a website and it says you're like 20 or something.
Mic Wright: I'm 24.
Sarah Silverman: That's amazing. You've acomplished a lot.

Sep 7th

“I pounded half a Red Bull. Only because of you.”
— Sarah Silverman, making the...

Sep 7th

I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It Then I Went To...

Sep 7th

“After an evening of fun with her friends, disaster strikes...”
— - official synopsis, The...

Sep 7th

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Sep 5th

Zack + Miri Make A Porno will be a...

Random Reunion Guy: I'm an actor.
Zack: Wow! Anything I've seen?
Random reunion guy: Oh lots of movies with all male casts.
Zack: Like Glenngarry Glenn Ross?
Random reunion guy: Like Glenn and Gary suck Ross's meaty cock
Zack: Is that like a sequel?

Sep 5th

Wired blogging the whole process of creating...

Sep 5th

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Triumph the Insult Dog interview Star Wars fans  ‘You’re dressed as a giant nerd,...

Sep 5th

Dear Paul Lester...credit your sources

Sep 5th

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Don LaFontaine - king of the voice over artists and creator of the classic ‘In A World...

Sep 5th

whateverlolawants: Joanne Arnold - Playboy 1954 ...

Sep 3rd

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Rage Against the Machine play acapella after being denied the right to play a proper gig in the same...

Sep 3rd

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Very early Black Flag interview. Rollins brutalises that young interviewer.  

Sep 2nd

I see her huddled in the doorway of the papershop at 4am. He doesn’t open until 5. She looks as if...

Sep 2nd

Right review.  Rightguard, right wing.  Seconded: great...

Sep 1st

“The true genius in advertising is to sell you the solution...”
— George Orwell

Sep 1st