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(via pauliophonic) This broke my heart but then Luigi was...

Aug 29th

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Dark Knight (Kids Version)  I found this even more creepy. 

Aug 29th

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Richard Pryor - Black President (1977)  How far we’ve come. 

Aug 29th

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Arrows of Eros - Golden Silvers  ‘Wouldn’t it be sweet if he could die from a broken...

Aug 29th

“I have an excellent plan/I will get drunk and hold your hand”

Aug 29th

Ezra Bang & The Hot Machine at Macbeth - a male Grace...

Aug 28th

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RZA on politics, Obama and the DNC. I’d watch him if someone put him on as pundit. 

Aug 28th

“I smoke cos I’m hoping for an early death and I need...”
— What She Said, The Smiths Oh...

Aug 28th

Ra Ra Riot @ the Water Rats. Loud! Damn loud!

Aug 27th

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Rain Of Madness: the making of Tropic Thunder ‘I don’t know how long those trees have...

Aug 27th

juliaallison: Tubin’ it. Oh christ, we’ve been...

Aug 27th

They call me Frank Spencer.

Aug 25th

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Kiss The Bottle (Jawbreaker cover) - Sparta. Too much drinking this weekend. I love this song for...

Aug 25th

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Zack and Miri make a Porno I can’t wait for this. The trailer is ace, even though it...

Aug 24th

Reading 2008: Ups and Downs

Ups Fight Like Apes - the Yeah Yeah Yeahs reborn Irish and with way more grunt Johnny Foreigner -...

Aug 24th

Fight Like Apes, just before she nearly strangled a security...

Aug 23rd

Fight Like Apes @ Reading Festival, Festival Republic Stage....

Aug 23rd

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Role Models (out November 14)  ‘Venti is a large…’  ‘Who says?...

Aug 21st

“I realized that while two people from two entirely different...”
— David Hasselhof  ...

Aug 21st

Laura Barton on Exile In Guyville for the...

Aug 21st

Pale Marble Movie @ the Vibe Bar. I naturally think they are...

Aug 20th

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Russell Crowe is set to star in a Bill Hicks biopic. Jesus-fucking-Christ.  ‘Debbie...

Aug 20th

I am going to be punished by being...

…it’s like being trapped in a mirror world full of repetitive synth lines and terrible...

Aug 20th

1. Michael in the morning light, 2. Steak, Egg & Bacon...

Aug 19th

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Star Wars takes over San Francisco.  Brilliant editing puts a Death Star in the sky and replaces...

Aug 19th

A poem…

One night by the kebab shop light This idiot drunk Lickspittle dream girl All blonde ambitions in...

Aug 18th

(via yumwatch) Despite the fact that the 300 was a...

Aug 18th

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gtmcknight: Madison - Lollipop (Lil’ Wayne Cover) (via The Hype Machine) Playing this on repeat...

Aug 18th

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Dave Lee Roth, classic frontman, terrible co-pilot. 

Aug 18th

Dog-faced boy, Covent Garden

Aug 17th

Intro music for the Sugababes at V...

Aug 16th

Mothlite @ Corsica Studios. Like Secret Machines on...

Aug 15th

“I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be...”
— Kahlil Gibran (via hrrrthrrr)...

Aug 14th

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Das Wanderlust - Puzzle (out October 6 on Don’t Tell Clare) 2.08 of Riot-Grrl reborn. The...

Aug 14th

How UK Independent Blogging Came To Struggle...

Aug 14th

rach: “Global Warming Rug” by Nanimarquina from Mexico,...

Aug 13th

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Willy Wonka - drug pusher Siniser reimagining of Willie Wonka as a drug baron, suprisingly...

Aug 13th

Killer Bs - my friend Anthony's great...

Aug 12th

Go:Audio at the Barfly. …and the teenage girls went...

Aug 12th

Attack! Attack! @ Camden Barfly. Emo-tastic. My 18-year old...

Aug 12th

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Jocking Jay-Z - Jay-Z [prod by Kanye West] Jay-Z’s keeping the beef going. His flow...

Aug 12th

The Story of Field Day 2008 or 'How Not...

Field Day 2007, a psychedelic summer fete in London’s Victoria Park was largely derided – not enough...

Aug 12th

Spotted at Noah and The Whale: an excellently bequiffed Mark...

Aug 12th

Noah & The Whale @ The Roundhouse. It’s an...

Aug 11th

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Bert and Ernie do Ante Up This has cheered me up no end.

Aug 11th

azspot: xkcd Sums up my Google Maps experience perfectly...

Aug 11th

Frédéric Bourdin - the Chameleon (New Yorker)...

Aug 11th

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doree: One of John Edwards’s “missing webisodes” directed by Rielle Hunter. They are so obviously...

Aug 11th

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Two Guys Drinking In A Bar Episode 3: The Joke Initiative.

Aug 11th

The Ronsons as the Tenembaums in Harpers. Irony overload.

Aug 11th

Linda Ronstadt backed by Dr. Strange, Captain America and...

Aug 11th

My friend Lucy on the front of last Friday’s G2. What...

Aug 10th

Filthy Dukes @ Field Day

Aug 9th

This is pathetic

Aug 9th

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agirlacity: sharingtime: Onion Video - “Study Finds Young People Remain Apathetic About Office...

Aug 8th

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McCain implying that Obama is the Anti-Christ makes the infamous Tony Blair with glowing eyes ad...

Aug 8th

from a Nirvana interview in Montreal ‘92. Chris...

Aug 8th

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Courtney Love tells Nylon TV about her new album ‘Nobody’s Daughter’, watching...

Aug 8th

Superman in his tapey fortress of solitude, preparing to...

Aug 7th

Becky Lockett of 3 Monkeys PR has kidnapped my giraffe. If...

Aug 7th

My close personal friend Jeremy Vine. Obviously we’re...

Aug 7th

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Alan Partridge with Simon Pegg and Noel Gallagher. 

Aug 7th

“…spazz-jazz ninjas…”
— description on a press release...

Aug 7th

Damien Hirst on the cheap.

Aug 7th

travors: via brigno Who you going to call? Um…the...

Aug 6th

“The only trouble with the Sun’s hot-and-bothered...”
— The Guardian’s nice take...

Aug 6th

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Who Knows Who - Muse and the Streets A midnight jam session mess about that comes off like Led...

Aug 6th

Thomas Tantrum @ The Social

Aug 5th

Crossed Keys on Endell St

Aug 5th

I spend whole days drunk on the idea of you. Whiskey warm in my belly, that day out in the summer...

Aug 5th

“Fighting: As with most couples, probably, most of our fights...”
— Love is a Mixtape, Rob...

Aug 5th

“Direct debits though… it seems that SGP organisers advise...”
— I Am Kat’s...

Aug 5th

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The Hold Steady on Pitchfork.tv That record is still growing on me but name checking Joe Strummer...

Aug 5th

Iain Duncan Smith vs Batman

Aug 5th

A guy had his Chopper in the pub. Fucking Shoreditch.

Aug 4th

“Peel is to radio what Ali is to boxing.”
— sticker in the Old Blue Last...

Aug 4th

Bar maids @ the Old Blue Last

Aug 4th

The Mae Shi @ the Old Blue Last

Aug 4th

Danananakroyd at the Old Blue Last

Aug 4th

Someone still loves you Ken

Aug 4th

“Your sexual life will be OK, if you use Viagra Pro…”
— Spammers, you’re very...

Aug 4th

Cloud picture proves the iPhone camera can punch above its...

Aug 4th

My love life…

…resembles High Fidelity with far too much accuracy.

Aug 4th

From my friend Anth's Facebook…

* “Who is more desirable to date” 1. Mic Wright (52 points, voted 102 times) 2. Sam...

Aug 4th

I work on the ‘rock’ floor. It…rocks.

Aug 3rd

The ‘emotional baggage office’ at Secret Garden...

Aug 3rd

Mama Shamone @ the Vortex Jazz Club

Aug 3rd

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Thomas Tantrum - Pshandy I interviewed Thomas Tantrum at Secret Garden Party and can confirm that...

Aug 2nd

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Max Vernon - I Kissed A Girl (Katy Perry cover) Now, the original of this is a massive guilty...

Aug 2nd

Man Like Me in Bethnal Green

Aug 1st

James was just jealous that I had the better dress

Aug 1st

Ruth Owen aka the Hamlet of East London

Aug 1st

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I Think It’s Love - Sportday Megaphone (out 15 September on Sunday Best)  Sportsday Megaphone...

Aug 1st

Twats in hats: Secret Garden Party 2008

Aug 1st

Ruth: We put the fun in dysfunctional.
Mic: I put the cunt into cuntfrontational.

Aug 1st

“We only report the news. Sometimes you might find yourself...”
— an outtake from an interview...

Aug 1st

Mark E Smith is selling his Mojo award on...

Aug 1st

“When I was young, a conventional, vanilla, missionary...”
— Aidan Moffat (ex-Arab Strap)...

Aug 1st