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Did a banger stop the Beatles playing live?

Jul 1st

Fiction: You Told Me So (part 1)

Something I’m toying with. Reblogs with comments greatly appreciated. You Told Me So She...

Jun 30th

“I can’t make boasts about my body. The workmanship is...”
— General Plea To A Girlfriend...

Jun 30th

“I worry that my mobile will give me head cancer. I don’t...”
— Josie Long from an as yet...

Jun 30th

“If God manifested himself to us, he would do so in the form...”
— Philip K Dick, Ubik

Jun 29th

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Arena: A Day In The Afterlife Of Philip K Dick Documentary from the 80s with (what sounds like) the...

Jun 29th

Aquarium Drunkard interviews Craig Finn of...

Jun 29th

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We Are Scientists - Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt This is an old song but I still love it and had...

Jun 29th

tapenoisediary: Nike McFly 2015’s Available by the end of...

Jun 29th

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Johnny Greenwood and Thom Yorke tackle Portishead’s The Rip (from their latest album Third) ...

Jun 29th

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Great 60s style promo clip for Beck’s new album Modern Guilt.

Jun 29th

Coudal Partner's great list of bands...

The Things They Might Be Giants Carried* The Who Moved My Cheese* The Old Man and The Sea and...

Jun 29th

riotrepublic: Advertising world hunger relief efforts in the...

Jun 29th

Blender's oral history of Sub Pop

Jun 29th

“It’s a Prescott situation.”
— Michael Eavis on Amy Winehouse...

Jun 29th

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Jay Z slays Glastonbury and lays the smack down on Noel Gallagher with a rendition of Wonderwall.

Jun 29th

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Dimitri The Stud: ‘Women approach me six, seven times a day.’ This has to be fake,...

Jun 29th

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After 15 years of anarchy, Current’s Kaj Larsen and Christof Putzel venture into Mogadishu,...

Jun 28th

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Timothy Leary interviewed by Space Ghost

Jun 28th

On fucked up-ness

Sarah: ...so she likes books about fucked up people.
Mic: That's why she should still be going out with me. I'm the living embodiment of it.
Sarah: You are Alfred Prufrock.

Jun 28th

Oates + Mustache Makes Cartoon Crime-Fighting...

Jun 28th

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One man’s impassioned argument for changing history to stop Michael Jackson from doing the...

Jun 27th

“What an absolute mess.”
— Bill Gates on Windows from a...

Jun 27th

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger....”
— Yoda. Used today in some...

Jun 26th

Notes From Mary: a very creepy alternative reality game.

Jun 26th

hydeordie: Art crush of the day: Terrance Koh, These...

Jun 26th

The Guardian debates the merits of My Bloody...

Jun 25th

George Carlin’s 1972 ‘seven dirty words’...

Jun 24th

“The sole purpose of a crown is to make anyone not wearing...”
— Charlie Brooker

Jun 23rd

The Skins They Carried: tattoos from the Iraq war

Jun 23rd

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Trailer for Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten

Jun 22nd

Jun 22nd

Kurtz: Did they say why, Willard, why they want to terminate my command?
Willard: I was sent on a classified mission, sir.
Kurtz: It's no longer classified, is it? Did they tell you?
Willard: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.
Kurtz: Are my methods unsound?
Willard: I don't see any method at all, sir.
Kurtz: I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin?
Willard: I'm a soldier.
Kurtz: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

Jun 22nd

“Then why you come to Paris?” he said. “New York is better....”
— When It Sizzles by Rosecrans...

Jun 22nd

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Seed Distribution (feat Noel Fielding) - Midfield General The third series of the Boosh might have...

Jun 22nd

We must admit the vanity of our false distinctions among men and learn to find our own advancement...

Jun 22nd

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Les Poppys - Non, non, rien n’a changé (No, no, nothing changed) A Vietnam war song that...

Jun 22nd

Big Lebowski action figures $40 from here Bunny Lebowski:...

Jun 20th

None more black: scientists create blackest...

Jun 20th

The secret life of Logos: Linux

Jun 20th

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Requiem For A Day Off (Ferris Bueller vs Requiem For A Dream) So delightfully sinister.

Jun 20th

brilliantology: somethingchanged: This amazing picture of...

Jun 20th

“We are prohibited from committing aggression, even if the...”
— Dr. Fadl, the cleric that gave...

Jun 20th

‘Crossing The English Channel In The Same...

Jun 19th

‘We have to emigrate to space’ Zhang Qikai From...

Jun 19th

Daily Mail scandal watch: Google Earth...

Jun 19th

overit: (via yesyes) Ok, so smoking might sometimes be...

Jun 19th

“There’s rumblings from above which usually means...”
— The wisdom of Fraser Macdonald

Jun 19th

drymouth: Tickled me today. This made me 13.5% happier.

Jun 19th

In my best Oprah style, let me just say: ‘You go...

Jun 19th

Sketch: Proud Gallery, Saturday 14 June...

Fat girls in heels trotting like show ponies. The desperate kiss of a couple that don’t love...

Jun 19th

This is basically a documentary.

Jun 19th

Dangerously addictive album cover game

Jun 18th

allgrownsup: The Salt & Peppa Salt & Pepper set: The Ramones window shades: I must...

Jun 17th

Marvel/DC the complete series

Jun 17th

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Hi, I’m a Marvel…and I’m a DC: After Hours The spirit of the Adam And Joe Show...

Jun 17th

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Stewie vs 50 Cent

Jun 17th

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Stewie mocks Brian about his book…best Family Guy moments ever.

Jun 17th

If Jesus existed, it’s this kind of thing that’d...

Jun 17th

“There’s competition in terrorism like anything else....”
— Former Blair chief-of-staff...

Jun 17th

“ITV’s got to pay for its programmes somehow and, in...”
— Charlie Brooker in the...

Jun 16th

“I owe the public nothing more than good entertainment. I...”
— Dirk Bogarde on his obligation...

Jun 16th

Mick Jagger announces the concert that would become...

Jun 16th

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Shadows - Yo La Tengo I Can Hear The Heart Beating As One is my current favourite comedown record....

Jun 15th

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Kevin Shields talking about the future of My Bloody Valentine. Old video but pretty prescient with...

Jun 15th

“I want you to pass this message along to Dana, tell her that...”
— Entourage’s Ari Gold at...

Jun 15th

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Jay and Seth vs The Apocalypse It looks like it might be fun but why-oh-why (to quote almost every...

Jun 15th

yumwatch: Silverback gorilla. Woah. Amazing! I really want...

Jun 15th

riotrepublic: I am so stoked. This cannot be released...

Jun 15th

“None of us ever live in dystopia. That’s an imaginary...”
— William Gibson on...

Jun 15th

Kurt Cobain Signature Chuck Taylor All-Stars. Cool but is...

Jun 15th

“It’s in my head. There are people [hired], but...”
— Tony Blair in the Guardian. ...

Jun 15th

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Gallows - Abandon Ship I love Frank Carter’s sheer mad energy. Roll on their second album. In...

Jun 14th

“In any case, the finale involved, in part, removing...”
— An architect’s hides a...

Jun 13th

This is insanely cute.

Jun 12th

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My first mix at mixwit.com The title is from the Vietnam latrine graffiti ‘fighting for...

Jun 12th

“…one of the biggest things is the official Dave Rabbit...”
— Dave Rabbit, Vietnam 1971

Jun 12th

Dave Rabbit on Radio First Termer, Vietnam...

Jun 12th

“Venez vite, je goûte les étoiles! (Come quickly, I’m...”
— Dom Pierre Pérignon on...

Jun 12th

Pig afraid of mud gets specially made wellies. I want this...

Jun 11th

Apple vs Everyone

pile: Most of the Apple coverage today revolved around the iPhone 3G and how Apple is taking on...

Jun 11th

“Poking Addicts: There’s a fine line between coming off...”
— Sabrina Jalees on Facebook...

Jun 11th

London’s lost rivers from StrangeMaps

Jun 11th

The Black Cover - obsessively committed to...

Jun 11th

Culinary delights of Scotland: the Munchy Box

Jun 11th

“Someone once asked Hildebrand if Auto-Tune was evil. He...”
— Sasha Frere-Jones, in praise...

Jun 11th

My favourite words in songs no.1...

…they way Elton John sings ‘auditorium’ in Tiny Dancer.

Jun 10th

The advertiser's take on seduction no.1:

You’re at a party and see a fabulous girl. She walks up to you and says: ‘I hear...

Jun 10th

“You have all one job today, to get Vincent Chase’s...”
—  the inestimable Ari Gold

Jun 10th

iPhone 3G...

…thank fuck for that!

Jun 9th

Keynote report so far

marco: It’s been about 40 minutes of SDK examples and demos so far. We haven’t learned anything...

Jun 9th

Mic’s inappropriate older woman crushes #1: Perrey...

Jun 8th

(via goldenfiddle) This is truly grotesque.

Jun 8th

Elsa Drake, June 13 @ The Servant Jazz Quarters, Bradbury...

Jun 7th

Anticipation. Yet again Google Images is right.

Jun 7th

“Is there anything for five months & 6000+ edits, apart...”
— quote from the Wikipedia...

Jun 6th

Novellist Tom Perrotta meets the Hold Steady

Jun 6th

“Poverty is demoralising. You can’t expect people to...”
—  Dylan on Obama in The Times

Jun 6th

“What’s the best way to get around Sir Alan? ...”
—  Sir Alan Sugar’s eyes...

Jun 6th

“…burlesque artists are annoying because they think...”
—  Josie Long

Jun 4th

The Miracle Berry Conspiracy*

An attempt was made in the 1970s to commercialize the ability of the fruit to turn non-sweet foods...

Jun 3rd

Source: Moist Productions

Jun 3rd

Coco Wang’s Chinese Earthquake comic strips are...

Jun 3rd

“Apparently, an industry the very essence of which is to try...”
— CBS NEWS on the shock...

Jun 3rd

A mother's wisdom knows no bounds

Hydeordie's Mom: Never date a cage-fighter.
Hydeordie: What is cage-fighting?
Hydeordie's Mom: It's these guys and it is martial arts and boxing and punching in a cage and it is all very brutal.
Hydeordie: You are watching that? I didn't know anyone watched that...
Hydeordie's Mom: Nevermind, the stats just came up and they are like 5'7'', so they are too short for you anyways...whew.
Source: Hydeordie

Jun 2nd

An iceberg is named "Melting Bob", thanks to...

Jun 2nd

“The grittier stuff is that Kev was a drug dealer himself...”
—  press release for Glasweigian...

Jun 2nd

 The SpadaConcept TS Codatronca sportscar concept....

Jun 2nd

“In fact, according to the state-of-the-art Raunch Gauge...”
—  Charlie Brooker, back on...

Jun 2nd

Source: David Aja

Jun 1st

“Asparagus Carbonara With Pancetta and Spring Onions ...”
— I’m saving this recipe...

Jun 1st

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Sequestered In Mephis - The Hold Steady  I am unreasonably excited about Stay Postive coming out....

Jun 1st

“I do occasionally buy Starbucks but only in really desperate...”
— Stephanie Merritt interviews...

Jun 1st

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Chasing The Dream: A Decade Of Rock’n’roll Spinal Tap redone in Buckinghamshire?

Jun 1st

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CurrentTV on UK photo bans. Watch for the particularly aggressive Community Support Officer. 

Jun 1st

The Amy Winehouse window is my biggest fear. Source:...

Jun 1st