intercourse with biscuits

2009

December 125
November 139
October 198
September 100
August 159
July 314
June 406
May 325
April 33
March 19
February 26
January 66

2008

December 137
November 101
October 42
September 67
August 98
July 72
June 115
May 106
April 83
March 19
February
January

Boris vs Ken…

…would a ‘none of the above option’ be too much to ask?
May 1st
The pick of the pops from Dalston Oxfam Shop
Apr 30th

Teenage Sleeper Agent

Good band name?
Apr 29th
“Thrift stores in Montreal are a fucking gold mine. The only...”
—  Vice magazine’s Trend...
Apr 29th
From Indexed Almost as good as Simon Munnery’s Venn...
Apr 29th

I feel exposed…

…because my iPod Touch is at a photo shoot. This is a sad indictment of my tech addiction.
Apr 29th
Michael Chabon's Unitard Theory
Apr 29th
Warch Watch
Prince’s very loose interpretation of Creep at Coachella.
Apr 29th
Listen Listen
Ghosts: Ladytron ‘There’s a ghost in me that wants to say I’m sorry, it...
Apr 28th

Branded (1) #fiction#

This kid all knotted up on speed came round to the flat. He said he was a friend of Ed Allen’s...
Apr 27th
“Well as the vanquished charwoman of time begins to...”
— Humphrey Lyttleton (1932 -...
Apr 27th
Warch Watch
Pathe newsreel of a guy getting a Teddyboy quiff. My next haircut! 
Apr 27th
Peep Show's back!
Apr 26th
Wii Mii wedding cake topper from www.miisculptures.com
Apr 25th
My friend Ruth rocks the megaphone.
Apr 25th
Things I've Learned In My Life So Far
Apr 24th
Warch Watch
Rare clip of Morrissey reading Proust at a Howard Devoto gig.
Apr 24th
“…recently in Baltimore I asked this guy, ‘What do you do for...”
—  John Waters in NY Mag. God...
Apr 24th
“Love Poem It’s so nice to wake up in the morning ...”
— - Richard Brautigan I just...
Apr 22nd

Meeting women in London...

…is like searching for the Ark Of The Covenant - fraught with danger and usually fruitless.
Apr 22nd
London Cabbie's blog - ace in my opinion
Apr 21st
A typical rock show crowd (from www.viruscomix.com)
Apr 21st
Remain calm! There is a fig roll shortage
Apr 21st
I’m a dinosaur. Rawr. www.monsterhoodies.com
Apr 21st

Harold Fetch, boy detective. #1

1. Swaddled in a great coat and stuck in a bad mood, Harold Fetch mooched down the high street,...
Apr 20th

Do the writers of Life On Mars and Ashes...

…because Sam Tyler’s dad turns out to be a vicious criminal and Alex Drake’s dad...
Apr 20th
Warch Watch
Sax Rohmer #1 by The Mountain Goats A true treat for Tumblr’s hordes of typography...
Apr 20th
The inspiration for James Bond
Apr 20th
Tales From A Town Called Malice
Apr 18th
This is massively, disturbingly fun - Monoface
Apr 18th
Me blogging about me blogging on Tumblr
Apr 17th
The James Dean Guide to Being a Badass rule no.1: lean on...
Apr 16th
“The most uncomfortable truth is a safer companion than the...”
— Theodore Roosevelt (but I...
Apr 15th
Warch Watch
The Wonderful and Frightening World of Mark E Smith Apparently he’s been killing squirrels....
Apr 15th
“All journalists ask the same questions. They ask why you...”
— Isaya, chief of the marathon...
Apr 15th
Banksy managed to spray this on a wall near Oxford Circus in...
Apr 14th
Most afternoons I get drunk. By early evening I am on the slow descent towards half-sober: just...
Apr 14th
Name dropping of the most unselfconscious kind. I’m...
Apr 14th
My friend Peter’s book. Doesn’t it look ace?
Apr 14th
Ace Onion AV-Club primer on Alan Moore
Apr 14th
Warch Watch
Scientists ponder: Is it possible to sing Death Metal without destroying your voice? Via Music...
Apr 14th
Business tips from Mafia bosses
Apr 14th
WFMU via Boing Boing Black Flag hairdos through the ages… 
Apr 14th
Where on Google Earth is Waldo?
Apr 14th
“THE Lonely Planet guidebook empire is reeling from claims by...”
— Lonely Planet’s bad trip | The...
Apr 14th
“I never really liked John Lennon. He seemed very arrogant....”
— Mark E Smith, Renegade: The...
Apr 14th

Damn internet...

…stop showing me cool things, I’ve got stories to write.
Apr 13th
Pay the dowry, get a wife?
Apr 13th
Skoob: London's largest second hand bookshop
Apr 13th
Magic pen - the most addictive physics game...
Apr 13th
Liverpudlian teacher and pupils wait for a bus (1952) By...
Apr 13th
“Mic needs somebody to love. In that respect, he’s very...”
— My current Facebook status....
Apr 13th
Amazing collection of interviews including ones with...
Apr 13th
david: via travors  Yep there’s my love life summed...
Apr 12th
Zimbawe’s inflation crisis at its most ridiculous -...
Apr 12th
“Every journalist who is not too stupid or too full of...”
— Janet Malcolm, The Journalist...
Apr 12th

The indie sprawl...

…the best way to describe how I sit, according to my friend Liz.
Apr 11th
I don’t care if they’re ‘art’, this...
Apr 10th
“I think magazines 10 years from now are going to look...”
— Chris Anderson, Editor of...
Apr 10th
“My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent...”
— Steve Buscemi (via...
Apr 10th
askvero: I really believe this. -Vero  This may be true...
Apr 10th
Is it wrong to want to marry Julia Sawalha circa Press Gang?...
Apr 9th
(via goldenfiddle) I’m done with the ‘Keep Calm...
Apr 9th
kendra: rawr yum yum yum yum yum yum yum It may just be...
Apr 9th
NYmag's canon of great New York novels
Apr 9th
Hooray for David Shrigley. Sweet interview from...
Apr 9th
“Pete Doherty won’t be appearing now as he’s gone...”
— A PR person for Sony on the...
Apr 9th
‘Swishing through the city centre, I did a couple...
Apr 9th

Mic's super over-simplified politics...

You cannot seperate sport and politics. Almost all significant human activity has a political...
Apr 9th
“Headcases (ITV1, Sunday), a computer-generated satirical...”
— Sam Wollaston, The Guardian ...
Apr 7th
“That which does not kill me makes me stronger”
— Frederich Nietzsche, Twilight...
Apr 6th
Worst thing on British TV. No question.
Apr 6th
This list of NadSat words from a Clockwork...
Apr 6th
Bees and scorpions for dessert
Apr 6th
The Guardian: London's top 10 pubs for live...
Apr 6th
Spotted on nevver:     Smoking Habit / Aneta Kowalczyk ...
Apr 6th
Monster Hoodies $50 from monsterhoodies.com  I really want...
Apr 6th
Warch Watch
The War Game (1965)  Directed by Peter Watkins for the BBC this film wasn’t shown on TV until...
Apr 5th
“Vietnam’s my favourite war. It had the best soundtrack”
— Some hipster guy on the...
Apr 5th
I have spent my whole life trying to engineer a situation where I need to recover a rubber brick...
Apr 5th

From a story I haven't started to...

They’re all the same woman. They have different names, different faces but beneath it all...
Apr 5th
“…a real lombard…loads of money but a real...”
— William Gibson, Pattern...
Apr 5th
Heathrow's hidden homeless
Apr 4th
Plan B mag - pretentious perhaps but...
Apr 1st