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All My Pretty Ones - Anne Sexton. Plath has nothing on her. The words make me shiver.  

Mar 30th

Today in BASIC

10 dissatisfaction 20 goto 10

Mar 29th

A warmonger's work is never done

Mar 29th

London's greatest music pubs...

…now this is an article I’ll enjoy researching

Mar 29th

“Politics is answers - very quick, stupid answers - to...”
— Marjane Satrapi

Mar 29th

GQ tackles Keith Richards

Mar 28th

Keef - a man who doesn't mince his words

GQ: At Mick’s gayest, how gay was he?
Keith Richards: It was camp.
GQ: Camp?
Keith Richards: Yeah. It was all… I really have no idea if anyone ever shoved it up the shitter.

Mar 28th

Victim takes his mugger out for a meal

Mar 28th

“I clearly remember the day I became the sort of father that...”
— From a story I’ve never...

Mar 28th

A Softer World is almost deliriously creepy

Mar 27th

Pitch perfect…

Just persuaded someone I can write about Norfolk’s hidden treasures. Perhaps I should have...

Mar 27th

Get out while you still can…

Man 1: My relationship with her is like George Bush's approach to Iraq
Man 2: How?
Man 1: I've failed to plan a sensible exit strategy…

Mar 26th

“I feel like CC Baxter in Wilder’s Apartment…”
— You Could Have Both The Long...

Mar 26th

This is what Google says ‘miserable’ looks like....

Mar 26th

The Pay Review

Imaginary Boss: So we've reviewed your pay…
Me: And concluded?
Imaginary Boss: …we pay you too much.
Me: Oh.

Mar 26th

“Everything in life is worth writing about if you have the...”
— Sylvia Plath

Mar 26th

magCulture.com

Mar 26th

Muxtape

Mar 26th

Time travel…

will be spoilt by the same people that vandalise Wikipedia pages.

Mar 26th