intercourse with biscuits

2009

December 125
November 139
October 198
September 100
August 159
July 314
June 406
May 325
April 33
March 19
February 26
January 66

2008

December 137
November 101
October 42
September 67
August 98
July 72
June 115
May 106
April 83
March 19
February
January
Listen Listen
Smash Up Derby (apparently the world’s only live mash-up band) crash Billy Idol’s White...
Dec 1st
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I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For (The Literal Version)  “There’s...
Dec 1st
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One man recreates Michael Jackson’s Thriller totally acapella in this video made up of 64...
Dec 1st
“Sweet? Where do you get off - where do you get “sweet”? I am...”
— Patrick Fugit, Almost Famous...
Nov 30th
“Intercourse with Biscuits (unofficial Tumblelog Name of the...”
— -Inky Awww. Cheers!
Nov 30th
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Jona Lewie - Stop The Cavalry My favourite Christmas song of all time. A great combination of...
Nov 30th
Listen Listen
Love Is A Boat And We’re Sinking - Dinosaur Pile-Up My tip for 2009.
Nov 30th
How to calm binge drinkers: get them all...
Nov 30th
The timeline of cool. Tonight’s self-set research...
Nov 30th
Spoiled Rotten.
Nov 30th
Tee hee hee (via London Lee)
Nov 30th
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The Jam play All Around The World on Marc Bolan’s 1977 show Marc. For some strange reason he...
Nov 30th
The Observer makes American Apparel its Label...
Nov 30th
I am thoroughly obsessed with Pictures For Sad Children. It...
Nov 30th
Beatnik nightclub (from LIFE)
Nov 30th
She takes her pills at midnight, slumps into sleep that comes like city centre fog - a dirty...
Nov 29th
Interview with a researcher looking into the...
Nov 29th
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I’m Just Sayin’ It’s what TMI Weekly would be like if it swapped style obssessed...
Nov 29th
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Goth Cruise: The Movie “There’s a bit of goth in everybody…” A group of...
Nov 29th
Frank Zappa at his parent’s house (from LIFE)
Nov 29th
riotrepublic: topherchris: Seconded. via. I feel this...
Nov 29th

My favourite new finance term: the dead...

…a pattern where a spectacularly declining stock price experiences a moderate and temporary...
Nov 29th
Q achieves real fame by appearing in Guitar Hero IV
Nov 29th
“If this had happened in the 1930s, Churchill would have been...”
— David Cameron on the arrest of...
Nov 28th
Listen Listen
Easy Heaven (The Cure vs The Commodores) by Brat Productions This is the new soundtrack to my...
Nov 28th
stupiditykills: brokenbottleboy: Fred Nuram has shot a...
Nov 28th
Arresting political opponents...is Gordon...
Nov 27th

Why do I always end up seeing girls who...

Answers on a postcard (or a reblog).
Nov 27th

Georgina Baille (she of the Ross/Brand...

Is there a tiny bit of you that is enjoying the notoriety? Even though this is crap right now, I...
Nov 27th
“Now even more superficial! Over 100 pages of hype and lies.”
—  old Sleaze cover-line. The...
Nov 24th
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The Archive: the tale of the world’s biggest record collection.  Paul Mawhinney collected 1m...
Nov 24th
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Morecombe & Wise in an Atari ad from the ’80s. Oh those were the days etc. 
Nov 24th
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Peaches Geldof interviews Justin Timberlake for NYLON.  When I grow up I want to be a real...
Nov 24th
Fred Nuram has shot a photo series of people kissing the...
Nov 23rd
Twenty seven people (twenty-eight including...
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
B: I read somewhere that a polo-neck makes a man 13% more attractive.
A: That sounds like propaganda to me.
B: From who?
A: I don't know, the North American Association of Polo-Neck Promoters
B: That seems a very specific kind of pressure group
Nov 23rd
Join Hubdub and make predictions about the...
Nov 23rd
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rach: More on the movie tip, saw The Wrestler and Mickey Rourke is going to be up for/absolutely...
Nov 23rd
“Feminism could do a lot worse than claim Cheryl Cole as one...”
— Barbara Ellen in The Observer....
Nov 23rd
“Mom: I’m going to a food psychologist now. Me: Oh,...”
— Via Julia Allison “And...
Nov 23rd
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Great guerilla music videos #1 The Beatles’s roof top gig The Beatles first live gig for over...
Nov 23rd
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Great guerilla music videos #2 Where The Streets Have No Name - U2  U2 cause chaos in downtown...
Nov 23rd
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Great guerilla music videos #3 Taxloss by Mansun Roman Coppolla distributes £25,000 as a taxloss...
Nov 23rd
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Great guerilla music videos #4 Sleep Now In The Fire - Rage Against The Machine Michael Moore...
Nov 23rd
Listen Listen
Kill The Cool Kids - Gay For Johnny Depp A thoroughly brilliant slab of unpleasant hardcore. Just...
Nov 23rd
The marshmallow snowman attacks Carnaby Street.
Nov 23rd
Blah Blah Blah indeed. 
Nov 22nd
“Hippie Chic Fortunately, this is still very fashionable,...”
— Peaches Geldof returns with...
Nov 22nd

Today's random fact that I can't prove…

Mark Ronson co-wrote the Thundercats theme tune. 
Nov 22nd
“Sinatra with a cold is Picasso without paint, Ferrari...”
— from Frank Sinatra Has A Cold...
Nov 22nd

Why I frown...

I have a shard of tooth that sits loose in a crevice in my mouth I poke and shake it with the tip...
Nov 21st
Nov 21st
“Are you pregnant?”
— An email I just received from...
Nov 21st

A mother reviews her daughter's...

Lily: Order something, please.
Mom: OK, do you have coffee?
Lily: No. No coffee at the Cafe Restaurant. Only water and tea.
Mom: OK, tea please.
Lily: No tea. Only water.
Mom: OK, water.
Lily: Do you want coffee?
Mom: Well ... actually, yes.
Lily (Handing me a toy tomato) Here.
Commentary: I shouldn't like this but it's just too cute.
http: //www.momlogic.com/2008/11/review_lilys_cafe_resturant.php
Nov 21st
Vogue Paris has shot a 20 year old model to show her at 10...
Nov 21st
Listen Listen
HYPNTZ - Dan Black  Ace reworking of Biggie’s Hypnotize. 
Nov 21st
Me with glasses (the tired and grumpy edition)
Nov 20th
“Things you shouldn’t do #130: Look at...”
Nov 20th

How to disappear 1

She’s drunk again. She slumps like a swan dragged out of the boating late, neck rung by...
Nov 20th
Warch Watch
Bill Hick vs Rick Astley  “You’re a Nazi demon from hell and I hate you.” 
Nov 19th
Amazing new Penguin edition of the Bond short story...
Nov 18th
“Beware the passion project. It’s so predictable:...”
— Robert Downey Jnr in...
Nov 18th
Warch Watch
The geriatric rap choir. Their version of the Pussycat Dolls’ Don’t Cha is frankly...
Nov 17th
Via Buzzfeed 
Nov 17th
“Shaken, I turned to the Little Black Book section, which...”
— Charlie Brooker directs his...
Nov 17th
“A manhunt is under way in western Germany for a convicted...”
— via BBC News: Man escapes...
Nov 16th
I bought my first glasses ever today! Here’s an iPhone...
Nov 16th

So the hard-drive on my work computer...

The response from our IT department? “The ticket has been assigned to the appropriate Support...
Nov 12th

Who the fuck...

chooses Coldplay from the jukebox?
Nov 11th

Kids

I’d have kids with you/if you asked me to/ but I know there are men you’d rather/be the...
Nov 11th
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Ultra-cool nerd group playing Stairway To Heaven on Sonic Mule’s ocarina iPhone app. This is...
Nov 10th
The 33 1/3 series are looking for proposals
Nov 9th
“D: He’s a loser. C: I love him though. D: But he is...”
Nov 9th
They were calling their dealer. The desperate scrabble for cash had begun, a pile of coins...
Nov 9th
“And if California slides into the ocean, like the mystics...”
— Warren Zevon, Desperados Under...
Nov 9th
On the night I was born, Ilford’s cinema was closing....
Nov 9th
twentysomethingtales: 1. In London, at lunchtime people either go running or go to the pub...
Nov 9th

List of subjects banned from BBC comedy...

Jokes about - Lavatories Effeminacy in men Immorality of any kind Suggestive references to -...
Nov 9th
“Imagine Marmite reviewed by a music critic. It’s...”
— The Devil Has The Best Tuna on...
Nov 9th
A Softer World’s solution to the financial crisis is...
Nov 9th
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deplorableword: A very young Björk explaining how TV works. There’s something so magical about her...
Nov 9th
“I ask him about a recent editorial in industry publication...”
— From today’s Observer...
Nov 9th

Sunday situation report

I have a gin hangover and perversely my ribs hurt as much as my head. Saturday nights have always...
Nov 9th
Original Star Wars storyboard - “The Star Wars” ...
Nov 8th
Newsweek's amazing story of the 2008...
Nov 8th
The rudest chain of fried chicken shops in East London
Nov 8th
The good people at Borders in Oxford Street, London are...
Nov 6th
Adventures in poor flat-planning (via Popbitch)
Nov 6th
“Can anyone explain Johnny Borrell’s forward combover...”
— One of Popbitch’s big...
Nov 6th
Profile of Obama's 106-year old inspiration
Nov 5th
isjohnmccainpresident.com
Nov 5th
deplorableword: Google - Search / Destroy This should be...
Nov 5th

Why Obama makes me even more...

American politics, especially this year, is the movies – a big screen battle of big characters with...
Nov 5th
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Margot and The Nuclear So & Sos - Tall As Cliffs W’s final night in office. It...
Nov 5th
“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President...”
— Douglas Adams, The...
Nov 4th
Warch Watch
Fanboys. “I’m William Shatner, I can score anything.”
Nov 4th

Alice Glass of Crystal Castles talks...

NME: Who is your cool icon?
Alice Glass: We need new idioms, we need to stop talking like beatniks.
Nov 4th
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What We Do Here Is Secret I really want to see this Germs biopic. The Bronx play Black Flag.  I...
Nov 3rd
It has been almost five years since someone last told me they loved me. Will it take another five...
Nov 3rd
“The Daily Mail - not so much a newspaper as an idiot’s...”
— Charlie Brooker on Sachsgate...
Nov 3rd
On an old mattress in his new room, Janek stared up at the cracked artex on the ceiling. Beside him,...
Nov 2nd
“Don’t get me wrong, I have always loved London, it’s a city...”
— from Peaches Geldof’s...
Nov 2nd
The Humanist Society’s plan for atheist bus ads....
Nov 1st
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Mariana Van Zeller’s frankly brilliant documentary on America’s alleged proxy-war with...
Nov 1st
Callie Shell’s candid shots of Barack Obama are great....
Nov 1st
“Fewer than 100 survived Treblinka. I am the last one. The...”
— Eddie Weinstein, the last...
Nov 1st